This afternoon is totally nuts!. Literally everything that happened is just unreal. I can't wrap my head around it.

This complete mess has left me feeling dumbfounded. I need a moment to even think about this.

It’s like something out of a movie. I just don't believe it happened.

Can You Believe This?

You won't question this one. It's absolutely crazy. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I glimpsed a monkey wearing a hat. It seemed totally comfortable. You might say it was the bizarre thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is just unusual!

Truly I Couldn't Believe It!

Like, how is this even possible? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's totally bonkers. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw on the floor. This is beyond comprehension, right?

• I'm shocked
• This can't be happening
• Someone pinch me

You Won't Believe What Happened

Well, I swear, you won't believe what just happened. I was walking down the street when all of a sudden this massive squirrel jumped from nowhere. It was holding a miniature sword! Seriously. It just stood there for a moment, then took off running. I am so confused by more info what I just witnessed.

Unbelievable! completely surprising

Can you believe that? I can barely comprehend {what just happened|. It's over|belief. I affirm this is {thereality. It story appears to be so outrageous, I almost question it's real..

• Possibly it was a hallucination? {I just can'tfigure out this.

You Won't Believe This

This discovery is absolutely ridiculous. I simply believe what I've just experienced. It's like a bad joke. Reality has been bent.

• Could this be real?
• I need to pinch myself

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This opens up a whole new world.